The Sock Theory 3000

It's a theory, not a fact.

Also a theory: Socks are the reason for all world conflicts.

Think about it:

• War breaks out over whose turn it is to do the laundry.
• Politics is just a never-ending debate over sock distribution.
• Love is lost due to missing socks, never found.

Want to learn more about the other 4,000 theories? Check out Sock Theory 2.0