Sock Napping in Space: A Theory
You've heard of space napping, but have you considered the opposite: sock napping? It's a phenomenon where socks go missing in space, only to reappear with no explanation or warning.
Causes:
- Gravity waves
- Alien sock thieves
- Black hole sock-sucking vortex
- Space-time continuum sock-snatching
Theories abound, but the truth remains elusive. We need more research.