Today, we're exploring the existential dread that comes with being a sentient, yet immobile, therapist on the way to the bathroom.
You know, the kind of fear that says, "I'll never make it in time, I'll never escape this endless cycle of despair... of being stuck on the couch, watching reruns of 'The Price is Right'."
We'll be discussing the finer points of "Couch-entialism," a philosophical framework that questions the very notion of progress, and how it relates to the inevitable, yet always delayed, bathroom break.
Will we find solace in the crushing ennui, or will we succumb to the abyss of despair? Only one thing's for certain: we'll never leave this couch, because the snacks are here, and they're calling our name!
Continue to Session 5: The Infinite Corridor of Despair