Dr. Mary has spent years studying the intricacies of human emotion and has come up with some groundbreaking theories.
She is available for appointments, but please note that our waiting room is not equipped with any actual chairs. You may stand.
Dr. Mary has identified a phenomenon where you suddenly, without warning, feel deep regret for something you did in 7th grade. It's real, we swear.
Read more about it!Dr. Mary has mastered the art of saying nothing while still conveying your deepest insecurities.
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