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The Feline Fiasco: Laser Pointer Therapy

Session Summary:

You've brought your 3-year-old cat, Mr. Whiskers, in for a session of Laser Pointer Therapy to address its crippling case of boredom. Our team has fitted Mr. Whiskers with a state-of-the-art laser pointer harness, which we're using to create an immersive, red-dot-filled environment.

Treatment Plan:

  1. Step 1: We'll start by having Mr. Whiskers track the laser pointer with its eyes, stimulating its natural hunting instincts.
  2. Step 2: Next, we'll introduce a series of increasingly complex patterns, encouraging Mr. Whiskers to think outside the box.
  3. Step 3: As Mr. Whiskers becomes more adept, we'll add some 3D elements, challenging its spatial reasoning.

Next Steps:

After this session, Mr. Whiskers will have the skills necessary to track a laser pointer at 300 feet in under 5 seconds, guaranteed! But don't worry, we'll also provide a follow-up session to address any lingering issues, like the existential dread of being a cat in a world filled with laser pointers.

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