Our Team of Expert Futility Therapists

Meet our esteemed team of professionals who are here to help you grasp the meaninglessness of life.

We have a team of 5 experts in the field of existential crisis management:

Dr. Dr. Emmet Futility, Chief Therapist and Futility Expert	Dr. Luna Despair, Specialist in Despair and Hopelessness
Dr. Dr. Zoltar Flibberflabber, Futility Consultant and Life-Coach	Dr. Dr. Blerg and Grog, Futility Therapist Extraordinaire

Our team is dedicated to helping you understand that life is but a meaningless, fleeting experience.