Reasons to Get Help

You're a functioning member of society, but your cat's not really into you.
You've been using 'Netflix and chill' as a valid reason to not do laundry for weeks.
You've eaten an entire pizza by yourself, and you're not even sorry.

Reasons Not to Get Help

You're secretly a robot, and therapy won't help with your circuitry issues.
You've got 12 different colored hairspray in the can, and you're not afraid to use 'em all.
Your cat's actually in charge, and you're pretty sure they're just humoring you.