Thermal Tuesday: Where the Heat is On

Welcome to Thermal Tuesday, the day of the week where the temperatures rise to new extremes. Here, the air is thick with anticipation, and the coffee is always piping hot.

Today's Forecast:

High of 92°F (33°C), low of 57°F (14°C). A 30% chance of scattered showers, but only if you're into that sort of thing.

Today's Events:

• 12:00 PM - Chaos Weather Conference - Join us for a panel discussion on the intersection of climate change and utter pandemonium.
• 2:00 PM - Thermal Chaos Theory 101 - Learn the basics of how thermal energy can be harnessed for world domination (or, you know, just for fun).

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