Thermal Attack Vector

Sophisticated Methods

1. Phased Array Radar
2. Cold Fusion
3. Quantum Flux Capacitor

These are just a few examples of the advanced techniques you'll learn in our Thermal Ninja Training program.

Real-World Applications

Our graduates have successfully infiltrated and disrupted the temperature control systems of major cities, leaving a trail of melted pavement and scorched earth in their wake.

Some notable examples include:

• The Chicago Heist where a team of thermal ninjas managed to raise the city's average temperature by 30 degrees in under an hour.
• The New York City Heat Wave where we orchestrated a series of coordinated temperature attacks on major landmarks.