Welcome, soldier, to the world of Thermostat Wars! In this corner of the galaxy, the temperature wars rage on. You've stumbled upon our top-secret tactical guide, where you'll find the most advanced temperature tactics to outmaneuver your opponents.
Our most trusted tactic: Heat Wave. This involves setting the thermostat to 80°F and waiting for your opponents to sweat it out.
But don't just stop at 80! Take it up to 90 and watch them beg for mercy.
Our newest tactic: Cold Snap. This involves cranking it up to 40°F and waiting for your opponents to... well, let's just say they're going to have some interesting times.
Remember, soldier, these tactics are not for the faint of heart. Use them wisely.
Or, you know, just set the thermostat to room temperature and call it a day.