The Thermostat Wars: A Guide to Cooking with Temperature

Welcome to the Thermostatic Cookbook

Here you'll find a collection of recipes that will make you sweat, make you steam,ประก

• The Inflamatory Fajita (Spice up your life with a dash of cayenne)
• Thermostatic Tacos (A recipe that's hot, hot, hot!)
• The Blazing Burger (Burger-ifically hot, if you will)

These recipes have been carefully crafted to make you feel like you're stuck in a sauna, but without the need for actual fire or water.

Enjoy your meal, but don't forget the oven mitts!