Time-Machine-Sandwich

The Ultimate Time-Traveler's Guide

A recipe for the most epicurean time-traveler's delight:

Ingredients:

1 cup Time-Traveler's-Tartare (a tangy, time-warped take on the classic tartare)
2 cups Chrono-Caviar (the caviar of the gods, harvested from the depths of the space-time continuum)
1/4 cup Temporal-Tabasco (the hottest sauce known to the cosmos)
1 tablespoon Time-Traveler's-Tzatziki (a refreshing yogurt-based sauce from the ancient land of Troy)

Instructions:

Assemble the Time-Traveler's-Tartare, Chrono-Caviar, and Time-Traveler's-Tzatziki in a time-proof container.
Drizzle the Temporal-Tabasco over the mixture.
Place the Time-Machine-Sandwich in the time-stream oven at 4:44 PM GMT-1.
Wait 3.14159 minutes for the flavors to meld.
Enjoy your Time-Machine-Sandwich, served with a side of Time-Traveler's-Tapas!

May the time-space continuum guide you!

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