Time-Machine-Sandwiches FAQ

Hello, fellow chrono-sandwich enthusiasts! Welcome to our FAQ on Time-Machine-Sandwiches, the ultimate convenience food for time-travelers.

Q: What is a Time-Machine-Sandwich?

• It's a sandwich made from the finest ingredients from different eras of time.
• Think: ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics on papyrus bread, medieval jambalaya on a bed of quinoa, or modern-day sushi on a bed of artisanal quinoa.
• It's a flavor explosion that defies the space-time continuum.

A: Because who needs boring old boring old food when you can have a taste sensation that's out of this world?

Q: Are Time-Machine-Sandwiches safe for consumption?

A: Of course they are! We use only the safest, most secure time-traveling technology to bring you the freshest ingredients from the past, present, and future.

Q: Can I get a Time-Machine-Sandwich for delivery?

A: Ah, yes. We have a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated, and highly paranoid delivery chrono-sandwich couriers who will bring your sandwich from anywhere in time to your door.