Quantum Pizza - Time-Stream Sandwiches

The quantum pizza, a time-stream sandwich of unparalleled deliciousness, has been a staple of interdimensional travelers for centuries.

Our chefs have mastered the art of folding the fabric of space-time into a perfectly toasted crust, topped with a medley of cheeses that defy the laws of physics.

Try our special, limited-time-only flavors:

• Quantum Turkey - A flavor that shifts between delight and despair.
• Steampunk Sausage - For those who enjoy the thrill of industrial-era uncertainty.
• Neuromantic Pepperoni - Where the pepperoni whispers sweet nothings to your taste buds.

Don't have time for a meal? No worries! Our quantum pizza is now serving pizza-by-the-minute, where every bite transports you to a different era.