Our Mission
We're here to help you find the perfect excuse to avoid work.
With our expert guidance, you'll be able to:
- Browse aimlessly for hours on end
- Create an endless to-do list with no actual tasks
- Perfect the art of making excuses that sound convincing
Our Methods
We employ the latest in procrastination techniques:
1. The Pomodoro Technique of Doing Nothing
2. The Art of Multitasking (Doing Nothing)
3. The Science of Binge-Watching
4. The Ancient Art of Daydreaming
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