The Schedule It Is

A Guide to Failing at Scheduling Your Day

Step 1: Wake up, roll over, and hit the snooze button repeatedly. Learn more about oversleeping

Step 2: Stumble to the kitchen for a snack, only to find that the fridge is empty. Discover the art of starvation-driven focus

But wait, it gets worse!

You've just realized you've spent the entire morning browsing memes. Read about the ancient art of procrastination through humor

Step 3: Facepalm and start again from scratch. Repeat as needed.