Rule 1: The art of doing nothing is a skill that takes practice.
Rule 2: The perfect excuse is one that's not entirely false, but mostly true.
Rule 3: A well-timed cat video can cure even the most severe case of productivity.
Rule 4: If at first you don't succeed, try again. Or, you know, just do it later.
Rule 5: The only thing more exhausting than doing something is thinking about doing it.
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