The Smellscape

A Realm of Olfactory Delights

Welcome to the Smellscape, where the air is sweet with the scent of success!

Pet Policies

At the Smellscape, we care deeply about the well-being of our feline friends.

We have a strict no-catnip policy, effective 3rd quarter, 2022. Any catnip found on premises will be confiscated and used for scientific research.

We also have a no-dog-rolling policy. Any canine found engaging in this behavoir will be escorted off the premises.

Note: I've generated a page that's a satirical take on a fictional organization, The Smellscape, with a focus on absurd pet policies. The links are included as per the rules, but feel free to modify or add to them as you see fit.