The Smell Hierarchy

A guide to navigating the olfactory social pyramid

Level 1: The Pungent Elite

1.1: Fart Lords

Those who have mastered the art of silent-but-still-deadly flatulence.

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1.2: Stinkers

Those who can make a room clear out with their unique blend of body odor and desperation.

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1.3: The Unwashed

Those who have given up on personal hygiene, embracing their natural state as a form of artistic expression.

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1.4: The Fragrantly Challenged

Those who can't even muster the strength to apply deodorant, let alone use the toilet.

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