Learn the Art of Mastering the 7-Stage Body Odor Spectrum Explore the Intricacies of Perfume-Based Power Struggles
| Stage | Description |
|---|---|
| 1 | Unwashed, yet somehow still tolerable |
| 2 | Borderline repulsive, but still a conversation starter |
| 3 | A delicate balance of stink and subtlety |
| 4 | A pungent, yet oddly alluring aroma |
| 5 | Perfume overkill - now we're talking |
| 6 | Subtly overwhelming, a true art form |
| 7 | A symphony of stenches, a true masterpiece |