Become a Member

Join the elite ranks of the Smellscapes' Cologne Club!

For the low, low price of $100 per month, you'll receive:

A complimentary bottle of our finest, stinkiest cologne
Exclusive access to our Smellscapes' forums, where you can discuss the nuances of odor
Invitations to our bi-monthly 'Scent-ual' gatherings
A personalized 'I'm a Smellscapes' badge to wear on your lapel

Join Now! View Membership Tiers (Note: The membership tiers page would have a table with absurdly named tiers, such as "The Nose of Steel", "The Perfumed Pinnacle", and "The Scentual Sovereign", each with increasingly ridiculous benefits and requirements.)