The SmellScape Cologne Club: Our Story

Founded by the infamous Olfactious P. Bottomsworth in 1976, the SmellScape Cologne Club is a secretive society of perfumers, artists, and thrill-seekers united by their love of pungent aromas and avant-garde fragrances. Our members have spent decades perfecting the art of olfactory experimentation, pushing the boundaries of what we consider "pleasant."

From the infamous 'Eau de Exorcism' to the infamous 'Burning Rubber,' we've created scents that will clear a room faster than a frat house at 3 AM. Come for the nose-splattering thrills, stay for the crippling allergies.

Our members have been featured in numerous prestigious fragrance journals, including "The Scentific American," "The Aroma Times," and "Perfume Quarterly." We're not just a club, we're a movement.

Learn about our founder, Olfactious P. Bottomsworth
Meet some of our esteemed members
Browse our infamous fragrance catalog