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Top notes: Bergamot, Lavender, & a hint of existential dread.
Middle notes: Squeezed grapefruit, absinthe, & the faint scent of a 3am existential crisis.
Base notes: Patchouli, sandalwood, & the faint whiff of impending doom.
Price: $200, or 3 months of your soul.
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