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Our most discerning clients have asked for it.

Introducing the world's most pungent, most intoxicating, most bewilderingly complex perfume: "Eau de Sartrean"!

Top notes: Bergamot, Lavender, & a hint of existential dread.

Middle notes: Squeezed grapefruit, absinthe, & the faint scent of a 3am existential crisis.

Base notes: Patchouli, sandalwood, & the faint whiff of impending doom.

Price: $200, or 3 months of your soul.

Try it today, and question the meaninglessness of life!

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