Epically Smell-tastic Subscription Plan

Welcome to The Smellscape, where the air is fresh and the smells are EPIC!

For the low, low price of your firstborn child $19.99/month, you can enjoy:

*Prices subject to change based on availability of nose-hair.

**Disclaimer: The Smellscape not responsible for any damage caused by excessive sniffing.

***Disclaimer: The Smellscape also not responsible for any damage caused by lack of sniffing.

Join us today and experience the thrill of Epically Smell-tastic Subscriptions!

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