According to renowned expert, Dr. Reginald P. McSnazz, a Sock Puppet is a highly trained, highly specialized, highly caffeinated individual who has mastered the art of saying nothing while wearing a pair of socks.
But wait, there's more! Sock Puppets are also known for their ability to make a strong case for the importance of napping in the middle of the day.
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