The 2000s: A Decade of Excess

Welcome to the Very Serious Museum of the 2000s, where we take the past and make it slightly less painful.

Here's a selection of our most prized exhibits:

• Low-Rise Pants: The Fashion Crime of the Century
• Flip Phones: The Precursor to Our Modern-Day Addiction
• The Flip Phone Surgery: Where We Try to Fix What We've Broken

Or, if you'd rather not think about the crushing ennui of modern life, visit our gift shop:

The Very Serious Gift Shop: Where You Can Buy Overpriced Trinkets and Bad Taste