It's not like we wanted to be, but here you are. On the 501st floor, where the elevator just... stopped. Like that. Just, uh, just stopped. Not working. At all. Like, it just got up and left, or, you know, just stopped. Like, for good.
Don't worry, we'll get the maintenance team on it. Eventually. Maybe. Possibly. Possibly-ish.
æk, You Could Try the 500th Floor