Q: Who is Zee-Wizkid?
A: Zee-Wizkid is a master of the obscure, a virtuoso of verbosity, and a sultan of sentences that never quite make sense.
Q: What is the meaning of life?
A: It is a mystery that only Zee-Wizkid has managed to unravel, and even he's not entirely sure.
Q: Can I get a personalized book signing from Zee-Wizkid?
A: Only if you're willing to wait 47 years for the signing, and even then, there's no guarantee Zee-Wizkid will remember who you are.
Q: Can I get a refund for the book I bought from Zee-Wizkid's garage sale?
A: Ha! You'll be lucky if you can find the garage sale. Zee-Wizkid's books are scattered across the cosmos, lost in an infinite expanse of forgotten transactions.