This Week's Reading Challenge: "Read a book about the futility of existence"

You have been tasked with reading a book that will leave you questioning the very fabric of reality. The chosen book is: "The Meaninglessness of Muffins"

The rules are simple: you must read at least 50 pages, and not look away from the crushing despair.

Bonus points if you can find the author's secret identity as a nihilist who has abandoned their life for the sake of a really good cup of coffee.

Good luck, and may your sanity remain intact.