Monday: Invented a time machine and went back to 1987 to watch the last episode of 'The Cosby Show'.
Tuesday: Ate an entire pizza by myself. No big deal.
Wednesday: Spent 4 hours playing 'Tetris' on my old Commodore 64. I'm a master.
Thursday: Wrote a strongly worded letter to the mayor about the importance of proper trash can design.
Friday: Learned how to make my own cheese. It's still a work in progress.
Saturday: Invented a new sport: Extreme ironing. It's just as good as extreme skateboarding, but with a better chance of burning my eyebrows.
Sunday: Ate a whole chicken by myself. I'm not proud of it.