Throneoom Diaries: Monarchial Manac
By the power invested in me, I, the Grand Poobah, shall chronicle the most majestic of monarchs.
Today's tale: The Great Scone Heist.
It began like any other day in the land of Throneoom. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, and the royal scones were... well, they were about to be pilfered.