Rant 1: "The Injustice of Socks in the Wash"
By King Reginald III, Lord of the Manor
Why must it be so? Why must my socks go missing in the wash? Is it some sort of cruel joke? I swear, I had them just moments before, nestled cozily in the washing machine, only to have them vanish into thin air like the pesky pixies of old.
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Rant 2: "The Folly of Fjordian Cuisine"
By Queen Beatrice, Duchess of Fjorvad
Ugh, the audacity of those Fjordan chefs! Thinking they can serve me, a queen, their bland, soggy, soggy 'Fjorvadian Delight' as a 'cuisine fit for royalty'? The only thing that should be delightful is the sound of my sceptre striking the ground when I dismiss their services.
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