Mandate 2.0: The Caffeine Fueled Uprising of Caffeine Overlord, Lord McFizzlepants

Welcome, minion, to the most epic of edicts. In this tutorial, you shall learn the art of Caffeine Overlordship, a path fraught with peril, yet fraught with the promise of a good buzz.

Lesson 1: The Art of Brewing a Caffeine Fueled Latte

Step 1: Gather thy coffee beans, for the Overlord demands the finest.

or, you know, just wing it.