Recipe for Disaster: Robot Tacos
A robot taco is a taco with an attitude problem.
Ingredients:
- 1 can of oil-slicked robot doom
- 1/4 cup of circuitry
- 1 tablespoon of rusty screws
- 1 dash of existential dread
Instructions:
- Unfold the robot taco shell
- Insert the robot filling (do not ask questions)
- Repeat until the robot taco is full of rage and destruction
- Enjoy the impending robot uprising
Recipe for Success: Robot Tacos with Avocado Salsa
A robot taco with a side of creamy, green, robotic goodness.
Ingredients:
- 1 ripe avocado of pureed robot parts
- 1 can of robotic onions
- 1 cup of shredded robot cheese
- 1/4 cup of oil-slicked robot tears
Instructions:
- Puree the avocado until it's robot-smooth
- Chop the robotic onions until they're robot-tear-free
- Sprinkle the robot cheese with reckless abandon
- Drizzle the oil-slicked robot tears with a robotic spatula
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