Zombie Zucchini Recipe
Ingredients:
- 1 medium zucchini, peeled and chopped (for the zombies' eyes)
- 2 cups of blood ( Type O, naturally)
- 1 cup of dirt (for an earthy flavor)
- 1/4 cup of despair (optional, but recommended)
Instructions:
- Mix the zucchini with blood and despair in a large bowl.
- Stir in the dirt for added texture.
- Place the mixture in a 9x13 inch baking dish.
- Top with a sprinkle of hopelessness and serve.
Side effects may include:
- Rapid decay of cognitive function
- Inability to resist the undead
- Uncontrollable cravings for flesh