Blood Bath Mayonnaise Recipe
Warning: This mayonnaise is not for the faint of heart.
Ingredients:
- 1 cup mayonnaise
- 1/4 cup blood
- 1 tablespoon chopped up nightmares
Instructions:
- Mix mayonnaise and blood in a bowl.
- Stir in the chopped up nightmares.
- Chill in the refrigerator for at least 30 minutes.
- Serve on your favorite sandwich or use as a dip for your favorite terror-fueled snack.
Side Effects:
Consuming this mayonnaise may cause:
- Temporary loss of sanity
- Increased heart rate
- Uncontrollable screaming
- Spontaneous combustion (in rare cases)
Side effects may be worse in those with pre-existing conditions or a history of terror.