Blood Bath Mayonnaise Recipe

Warning: This mayonnaise is not for the faint of heart.

Ingredients:

Instructions:

  1. Mix mayonnaise and blood in a bowl.
  2. Stir in the chopped up nightmares.
  3. Chill in the refrigerator for at least 30 minutes.
  4. Serve on your favorite sandwich or use as a dip for your favorite terror-fueled snack.

Side Effects:

Consuming this mayonnaise may cause:

Side effects may be worse in those with pre-existing conditions or a history of terror.