Warning: These recipes are not for the faint of heart. Proceed with caution... and a fire extinguisher.
For the thrill-seeker, we present to you our top three goulash recipes:
Bloody Mayo Goulash - A recipe that will leave you questioning the fabric of reality.
Goulash of the Apocalypse - For when the world ends, and all that's left is a world of flavor.
Phantom Miso Goulash - A recipe so good, it'll haunt your dreams.
Goulash Hall of Fame - Where the bravest goulashers come to be inducted.
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