By the power vested in it, the Thursday Mandate 2 decrees that all citizens must wear their pants at a 45-degree angle to the floor at all times. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: public shaming, fines, and forced viewing of an endless loop of elevator music.
This mandate is non-negotiable, and any questions or concerns will be met with an unyielding 'no.' Do not attempt to contact your elected officials, as they are busy counting their ill-gotten gains.
Submandate 1: The Angle of the Pants | Submandate 2: The Fine and Shameful Consequences