By order of the Supreme Bureaucracy, it is hereby mandated that all employees of the Ministry of Redundancy shall spend the next 8 hours watching reruns of the same 1980s sitcom on repeat.
This mandate is not negotiable, and any attempts to circumvent or question its authority shall be met with severe penalties, including but not limited to:
1. Forced viewing of an endless loop of elevator music
2. Mandatory participation in a 5K run through the Ministry's parking lot
3. Reassignment to the Department of Unnecessary Paperwork, where you will be tasked with filling out forms in triplicate for an indeterminate amount of time
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