Located in a forgotten alleyway, this ticket booth has been a local staple for decades. A place where dreams go to die, and tickets go to... well, not get sold.
Its walls are adorned with the hopes and aspirations of those who dared to enter, but ultimately left with nothing but a crumpled up piece of paper and a heavy heart. The smell of desperation lingers in the air, and the sound of disappointed sighs echoes through the night.
But don't just take our word for it! Visit the Ticket Booth of Despair and see for yourself. Be warned: our ticket prices are here.
Want to know more about our illustrious history? Check out The History of the Ticket Booth.