BLERP Tutorials 1: The Unofficial Guide to Blerp-ing Like a Pro

By Blerp McSplodey, Blerp Master and Lord of the Floop

Chapter 1: The Fundamentals of Blerp-ing

Blerp-ing is an art form that requires patience, dedication, and a strong stomach for loud noises.

Start by holding your bloop in your non-dominant hand, with your pinky finger on the bloop's rim and your thumb on its side.

Next, focus your gaze intensely on the bloop and shout "BLERP!" at the top of your lungs.

Repeat this process for 10-15 minutes, or until you've achieved a satisfactory level of bleepiness.

For further instruction, proceed to Blerp Tutorials 2: Advanced Blerping Techniques.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Blerp Tutorials 3: The Art of Blerp-ing with Bloopers.

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