Welcome to Time Dilation Tips

Warning: Time Traveling May Cause Disorientation

To avoid getting stuck in a temporal loop, make sure to:

• Check your socks for any signs of chrono-paradox.
• Don't try to eat food that's been left out for more than 4.23 years. It's not worth the risk.
• When meeting your future self, be prepared to answer awkward questions about the plot of The Big Bang Theory season 5.

Want more Time Dilation Tips? Click here for Subpage 1: Temporal Synchronization or Subpage 2: Time Loop Survival.

Subpage 3: Time-Traveling Etiquette for the truly adventurous time-traveler.