Slow Cooking by Our Chefs - Time is Relative

At Time is Relative, our chefs will guide you through the art of cooking that's not in a hurry. Yes, you heard that right - slow cooking that defies the laws of physics and good taste.

From the sublime to the ridiculous, our chefs have crafted a culinary experience that's all about savoring the moment. Literally. Because, you see, time is not just relative - it's a flexible concept that can be stretched, squished, and generally mangled to suit our whims.

So, come on down and let us cook for you. And by "us" I mean the robots. Because, let's face it, even our chefs are a bit too busy contemplating the meaning of time to cook for you themselves.

Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, try our Experiments page, where we challenge the very fabric of space-time itself with our unorthodox cooking techniques.