Time is Relative, But the Wait Time is Absolute

You've been waiting for what feels like an eternity, but in reality, it's only been 30 seconds. Don't worry, it's not just you, it's everyone else too. We've all been stuck in this temporal purgatory.

But don't worry, we've got some great ways to pass the time while you're waiting:

• Eternal Loop - Get stuck in an infinite loop of our favorite memes.
• Time Travel Tales - Read about our favorite time-traveling adventures.
• Slow Cooking - Learn the art of cooking while time stands still.

(Note: Please do not attempt to escape. It will only make things worse.)