Here are some tips for escaping the time loop at Time Loop Cafe:
Take a deep breath and remember that time is relative. Or, you know, not.
Identify a quiet corner of the cafe where you can hide from the time loop's grasp. Just don't try to hide from the coffee machine, it's always watching.
Play some soothing tunes to distract the time loop's agents. Just don't try to play the accordion, trust us on this one.
Find a trusted friend or ally who can help you escape. Just make sure they're not from a rival time loop iteration, or things might get... messy.
Bring snacks. You'll need energy for all the time traveling you'll be doing. And don't forget your favorite time-loop-themed coffee mug, it's a real morale booster!