Time Loop Cafe

Quantum Sleep

You've entered the time loop. You can't wake up. Don't worry, it's just a simulation.

• Quantum Sleeping Sickness
• Quantum Escape Planning

Quantum Sleep: The Never-Ending Slumber

We've run out of coffee. Don't bother trying to order more.

Warning: Prolonged exposure to quantum sleep may cause:

• Memory loss
• Disconnection from reality
• Uncontrollable drooling
• Uncontrollable singing of show tunes