Welcome to the Time Loop Cafe, where every moment is a chance to relive the same old joke. Our quantum soup is a special blend of temporal flavors, guaranteed to make you question your existence.
We have a special on our Quantum Soup today, just 4.99 for a bowl! That's right, it's cheaper than yesterday, but only because yesterday was just like today.
Don't worry, we won't make you pay for it twice. Our soup is a one-time offer, even though time is looping and you're probably going to come back for it anyway.