Time-Loop Rules of Sanity

Welcome, time-traveler extraordinaire! You've managed to break the fundamental laws of reality and get stuck in a time loop.

• Rules of Avoiding Antiperspective prophets of doom say you're doomed.
• Paradox Palooza: The Guide to Not-Getting-Your-Head-Screwed by experts in the field of temporal chaos.
• Timeline Tips and Tricks for the discerning time traveler.

Don't worry, it's not all bad! You can learn to survive (and thrive?) in this never-ending cycle.

Survival Mode activated.

Stay sane, stay stylish, stay stuck.

Current Time Loop Iteration: 427

Remaining Sanity Points: 37

Recommended Sanity Restores: 5 more iterations, or 3 consecutive showers with cold water.