Time Loop 9000: Create Your Own Paradox

Warning: This is a highly experimental and possibly reality-bending feature. Use at a glacial pace.

Choose a paradox:

• Grandfather's Dilemma
• The Barber's Puzzle
• The Bootstrap Paradox

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try:

• The Infinite Coffee Shop
• The Time Traveler's Dilemma

Or, you know what? Forget it. Go to the Surrealism page for some real fun.

Disclaimer: Not responsible for any timeline damage or existential dread caused by excessive paradox usage.