Welcome to Time Loops! This brochure will explain it all, or at least make you question your sanity.
Time Loops are a real thing, folks! They're like, totally a thing.
We've got the Grandfather Paradox, the Bootstrap Paradox, and the Predestination Paradox. You know, just for fun.
So, you want to travel through time? That's cute. Here are some tips to get you started:
Don't forget your watch. You'll need it when you get back.
Don't eat the cake. It's not worth it.
Still got questions? Visit FAQ for more information.
Or, you know, just ask us some more questions.
Or, if all else fails, try asking us else.